That might actually go over great in some transistor radio sparse sections of the world.

I suggest offering it to both sexes, and of course you need to be in the bottom academic half of your 6th grade class, as determined by your local police department, to be eligible. (Long slow half-serious wink.)

Would catching people in the 6th grade be adequate?

Maybe as tie breakers, we could ask an underemployed grant writer to help them prove what idiots they were, to be eligible. Or, require an essay?