"This makes me want to write something honest and confessional, but first I have to find some time and then I have to decide which of my many sins I want to confess to. Right now I am very busy with a bevy of little girls."
Yeah -- they're probably your daughter's friends, or some younger niece and her friends, and you're probably chauferring them around, taking them shopping, and -- hell -- maybe even baking them cookies! Care to admit to that shocking little sin???
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