In the 2000 census, 74.83% of Truth Tree inhabitants were self-described as "gay".

This is an alarming trend and totally unexpected. It is clear from the statistics that some one, or some thing, is turning Truth Tree inhabitants into "gay". We must leave it to Remi to get to the bottom of this.

In the meantime, please take the sensible precaution of wearing dark sunglasses when using the Truth Tree to protect yourself from the "gay" rays.

I myself wear heavy plastic goggles when visiting this site, not to prevent myself from turning "gay" but to protect against advancing to the "mega-gay" level. Those who transform into "mega-gay" receive certain super-powers, but there are undesired side effects.