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Posted by: Ipomea 11/08/2001, 20:23:03  (About author)
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DWA: Old aardvarkian proverb: "Anyone who can't tap dance is queer". kjshgfkjrhwjhef! Please "trust" me, wise gourmets know by ancient oral tradition *obligatory joke about "oral" that toasted aardvarks taste only slightly better than the spar-varnished board that a mudfish was baked on. If you boil them, it takes three days, and the cost in firewood far exceeds any residual nutritional value. To deep fry, roll in aged wallpaper paste seasoned with fresh garlic, sprinkle with morning-glory seeds, and throw away the aardvark before you kill it.. Not done fattening you up yet! Oh guess what, I found a crop of wild morning glory seeds. The mothers were growing on a fence on the side of the road. Now I have over 1, ooo. You are to have a great honor bestowed upon you. During my eventual trip, for about twenty seconds I will imagine you (in aardvark spirit form) tap dancing. But where? In a desert, plain, hill, mountain, city? This is a great honor for you. It means that, in the afterlife you will be able to assume the form of an aardvark tap-dancing. Ipomea |
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