I Would Have Been a Sexy Chick

I Would Have Been a Sexy Chick
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Posted by: Istkoyen
04/09/2002, 07:22:54

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One day I went and caught the bus that goes directly to the shopping centre. It was not a very long trip, which is why I arrived shortly. I jumped off the bus and headed through the car park into the monstrousity which is sometimes called a "mall". I saw some girls wearing slutty clothing, skirts as big as knickers and boob tubes, so I pointed and laughed. This was a great start to my shopping adventure.

First I headed off to the closest CD store and straight to the hiphop section. After a quick browse I let a fart go and left before anyone knew where it may have came from. What a great day this had been so far.

I was having so much fun I didn't notice the old granny going past in her gopher. Next thing I knew I was laying on the floor. The old biddy had ran straight over me. I pushed myself up to my feet, flipped open my pocket knife, ran over to her and let her gopher tyres down. Then I went for a brisk jog to my next place of mischief, the sports store.

This was just a quick retreat to steal some tennis balls and throw them at little kids as they strolled passed, oh how I laughed. my fun ran out when all of a sudden I was being escorted from the store by a muscle bound man with a small package in his pants. I yelled "STEROIDS" and ran from the store giggling like a schoolgirl.

By this time I started to become weary from the days fun. So I headed off to the girly store for some final enjoyment. I got a raging boner from looking at all the pictures of hot chicks in bras and briefs. I liked the look of a certain pair of knickers as I walked along. So I grabbed them and the next minute I'm in the change rooms putting them on. I thought I looked mighty fine in them. This is what led me to believe I would have been a sexy chick!

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