So that's where you're stupid.

But I also find it FUNNY that you wanna go buddying-up to Ipo, regardless of his betrayal of you, and your public denunciation of him. Funny, I say, funny!

'Cause you're the guy who's been whining to me about ethics, and since you promised me you were "commin at ya", you've degenerated into the lowest form of scum. That to me is FUNNY!

You're dying to kick my ass, and you keep SLAPPING YOURSELF with a handful of wet spaghetti -- with the sauce on -- and that, too, produces HIGH GIGGLES and DEEP CHORTLES within moi.

I mean, what's *not* funny about you, Ron??? You should be on Howard Stern -- right there with Crackhead Bob and Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf, I dunno, whoever's in the Wack Pack nowadays. What would they call you? Ronn the Illiterate Hothead?? Nah. That's not funny. Maybe you have some suggestions? We'll leave it up to Howard.