Well, please excuse me for my mis-underestimation of "pharmacists". Clearly, it is a common profession, and it's not so commonly known that it requires a doctorate level. I would be interested, what was your doctoral research topic?

I knew suicide rates were high among dentists....

How is that supreme self-criticism rate among under-appreciated pharmacists?

Oh, yeah, my friend who went into pharmacy wasn't exactly the sharpest tack on the bulletin board, either, and I never visualised him as necessarily doctorate material, counting pills and calculating dosages.

Maybe we are hitting on one of your own central personal issues: You are perceiving yourself as underappreciated, and passive-aggressively acting out on that?

Added: Your poor mentation could be blamed on the meds, and not on dishonesty, I guess. Having access to meds is some slight possible confirmation that you are somehow connected with rudimentary pharmacology. Are you willing to answer some snap questions when we are both on line, sort of like a validation of your claimed bonafides?