I DON'T believe that you never heard of these things!!

The very FIRST reference to constipation in the bible was:- 'Moses took the 2 tablets and sat on the mountain for 30 days & thirty nights.'

And the reference for cool drinks??
'Moses struck de rock...soda water ran!'

Tennis as well!!
'Joseph served in the courts of Pharaoh.'

Athletics.
'God said unto Moses. Moses come forth!'
But he slipped on a banana peel & came fifth.