Haunted house!

Grave!

The smell of death!

Cemetery!... dank!..., even on a sunny afternoon!

City morgue, with corpse upon corpse waiting for"review!".....Dr. Frank-N-Stein!..., New-age prognosticator!...

sOMETIMES I ASK MYSELF: iS THIS SUBSCRIPTION WORTH
the money, when all I get is a guage of current
monstrosities in the newsletter?

NBC...CBS...FOX...Jim Lehrer...

...No truth!...

It's all s-o-o-o-o-o-o spooky!

..I'm so happy to be here,sitting upon this tombstone,
Drinking a cold beer...remembering my buddies...!