....Perks of the Church!....

....Perks of the Church!....
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Posted by: Lamplighter
09/21/2007, 06:46:06

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Such can be the reward for such a caring stance toward the promulgation
of such a simple thing!

However!

Hast thou even stopped to consider the opposite side of this
planted thing on Earth?

Wherefore hast thou gotten thy ferts to lize this said plant?

Hast thou no shame?

Wherefore hast thou entered into league with the devil to
derive such lust?

Oh, my beloved brother!

You must, for the sake your survival, seek council from the
church before it is too late!

Plus, do not forget, the church will-for only a small fee-
grant unto you, absolution for your obvious transgressions!

And, -for a limited time only- the church will give you: double
green stamps for your prompt payment of the bill!